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BlueXJ
10-21-2009, 08:00 AM
NEVER CHEAT ON A West Virginia WOMAN !
A hillbilly's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood power, she dragged him by the willy down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his hooha in a vice, then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?'

The wife put the saw in her husband's hand and said........ 'Nope.. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire.. You do whatever you want!
4.3LXJ
10-21-2009, 10:59 AM
:eek::eek: Sure glad I don't live in West Virginia. I married the daughter of an Oregon logger!
TXstiGUY
10-21-2009, 12:17 PM
:headshake: damn thats cold
Mudderoy
10-21-2009, 12:34 PM
:headshake: damn thats cold

Not for long, wait that's a double pun!
Melissa
10-21-2009, 01:40 PM
:rotfl2::rotfl2:
xj4life2
10-21-2009, 03:40 PM
I think I'd try to cut the vice or the bench first and take my chances
Mudderoy
10-21-2009, 04:32 PM
I think I'd try to cut the vice or the bench first and take my chances

Chances are good that the metal vice is very cold, so I think it would just be a matter of a few seconds and the outty would be a inny. :smiley-laughing021:
BlueXJ
10-21-2009, 08:01 PM
Never seen a vice with a removeable handle anyway. None of mine are like that but maybe I have not seen a WV vice yet.