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Voldemort
10-16-2009, 12:37 PM
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been
Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was
sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
could have been Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
could have been a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
could have been Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that
Jesus could have been a Woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no
food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men
who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he died, He had to get up because there was
more work to do.

BlueXJ
10-16-2009, 01:33 PM
While on the subject of Jesus.

I saw a billboard that said "Need Help call Jesus" and there was a phone number. I called and a pleasant female voice answered and said "State your name, type of work needed and address". I did as instructed and that very afternoon a long haired guy shows up with a lawnmower. I love truth in advertising!!!

Voldemort
10-16-2009, 01:49 PM
While on the subject of Jesus.

I saw a billboard that said "Need Help call Jesus" and there was a phone number. I called and a pleasant female voice answered and said "State your name, type of work needed and address". I did as instructed and that very afternoon a long haired guy shows up with a lawnmower. I love truth in advertising!!!

HAHAHA! that is crazy?!?!?:rotfl2:

Audio222
10-16-2009, 03:08 PM
HAHAHA! that is crazy?!?!?:rotfl2:

That's great !!!