BlueXJ
10-16-2009, 12:50 AM
God decides it's time he has a vacation. So he asks
St. Peter for his assistance. St. Peter says, "Why
don't you go to Mercury?" "Oh no!" says God, "I went
there 25,000 years ago and got the worst sunburn of
my life." St. Peter says, "How about Pluto?" "Oh no!"
says God, "I went there 10,000 years ago, broke my leg
skiing." St. Peter says, " How about earth?" "Oh no!"
says God, "I went there 2,000 years ago knocked up some
Jewish chick and I've been hearing about it ever since".
St. Peter for his assistance. St. Peter says, "Why
don't you go to Mercury?" "Oh no!" says God, "I went
there 25,000 years ago and got the worst sunburn of
my life." St. Peter says, "How about Pluto?" "Oh no!"
says God, "I went there 10,000 years ago, broke my leg
skiing." St. Peter says, " How about earth?" "Oh no!"
says God, "I went there 2,000 years ago knocked up some
Jewish chick and I've been hearing about it ever since".