Chuck Norrisisms

[BlueXJ]

Post up your favorite Chuck Norris Jokes.

Here is one to start off with!!


what do people say after they have been round-house kicked by chuck norris?

no one knows cuz dead men tell no tales. :aaah: :twisted:

[muddeprived]

China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.



Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about



Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.



Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.



If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

[TXstiGUY]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ this needs no introduction :chuck:

[BlueXJ]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ this needs no introduction :chuck:

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