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denverd1
01-24-2014, 12:40 PM
refresh your melon: Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae), in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 on respectively.

As the thread says. Drop the illest haiku about your XJ. I'll go first


A RED XJ sleeps
Needs part but I don't know where
Will find then install

Brasscatz
01-24-2014, 02:51 PM
Our jeeps are awesome
And then FIAT came along
Then hell froze over

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S4 because my microwave couldn't do it

XJ Wheeler
01-24-2014, 04:56 PM
Boxy square designed
Legend throughout the world
The Jeep Cherokee


Sent via messenger pigeon - i talk, he types.

XJ Wheeler
01-24-2014, 05:03 PM
Didn't see it was suppose to be about the individuals jeep.

Sleeping giant wakes
Earth hides no more, for jeep roams
Stormy Cherokee

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OldFaurt
01-24-2014, 09:31 PM
the trail waits though untraveled
Joy is felt in the jeep's passing
Destination is finality of experience

jimmixj
01-25-2014, 08:53 AM
axle deep in mud
suddenly a scary pop
time for a 44

I know, too many syllables. BAD me!:smiley-laughing021:

jimmixj
01-25-2014, 09:30 AM
Okay, this is better...

A green XJ Jeep
And a Sunday afternoon
That is Nirvana
:bacondance:

denverd1
01-25-2014, 11:45 AM
We're some poetic mofos! BTW it doesn't have to be about yours... just jeeps and stuff

My jeep is way cool
I throw debris in the air
And grab my balls too



Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S3

nickyg
01-26-2014, 05:45 AM
Check engine light on.
Motor still keeps a turnin'
Continue journey.

jimmixj
01-26-2014, 08:38 AM
Check engine light on.
Motor still keeps a turnin'
Continue journey.

THAT'S what I'm talkin bout! :D

abebehrmann
01-26-2014, 11:57 AM
My Jeep is like me
Ugly, white, but keeps going
I sure do like it.

denverd1
01-30-2014, 03:51 PM
I wheel my XJ
my left arm is so dirty
wheeling is so fun

OldFaurt
02-08-2014, 10:22 AM
Steering is still loose,
intermediate shaft perhaps?
upper end of shaft!
------------------------------

Well the good news is the safety retains steering
even as the rubber vibration isolator has broken free,
But saying it with Haiku? Priceless!

Good Morning Jeeple!

OldFaurt
02-08-2014, 10:27 AM
the trail waits though untraveled
Joy is felt in the jeep's passing
Destination is finality of experience

Was I sleep blogging when I wrote that?
That sucks!:o

denverd1
10-23-2015, 01:28 PM
Bringing this one back for some Friday fun! Lay down your raddest licks. Best one gets an XJTalk/jeeptalkshow sticker (depending on availability) sent from Tony, costs covered by me. Judged by the most "thanks" to the their post. Contest will run till Monday 3pm CST. and no posting your rhyme to social media so your hoser buddies will come click thanks....

steering is a plus
but sometimes fun without it
jonesing for a ride

many trails await
need welder and some more parts
will throw debris soon

GoneWithTheWind
10-23-2015, 01:51 PM
Okay, I'll play,

No need for braking
The berm will maintain your line
Oops it was too soft

Brasscatz
10-24-2015, 01:00 PM
Stupid broke machine
It takes all of my money
and breaks down again

GoneWithTheWind
10-24-2015, 01:19 PM
Not much haiku here
If no one votes for Brasscatz
I will win sticker:D

xj-jake
10-26-2015, 10:20 AM
I'll play what the heck

Driving Jeep to work
Feels like herding cats again
Now what needs fixing

GoneWithTheWind
10-26-2015, 04:40 PM
I Win! :bacondance:

GoneWithTheWind
10-27-2015, 12:52 AM
Well that was fun Denverd1, I wish more would have played. The next time you see Brasscatz, you can give him the sticker. :drinking:

denverd1
10-27-2015, 09:55 AM
Hey guys!! Thanks for the playing the haiku game! I found it a bit odd that we had 1 vote and that was mine, so not the most unbiased way to play the game. EDIT: XJWheeler voted too

How about everyone wins a sticker! Much better IMO.

WAS95X
Brasscatz
XJ-Jake
XJWheeler

yall PM me your address

XJ Wheeler
10-28-2015, 02:08 AM
Lol, thanks but I didn't post a haiku! Just voted. ;)

Sent via messenger pigeon. I talk, he types.

denverd1
10-28-2015, 08:58 AM
thanks for voting. the game couldn't have been played without voters. so you're saying you don't want a sticker? :crazy:

cpttuna
10-28-2015, 09:18 AM
Who started this thread

my jeep likes reading this stuff

my grandma does too

GoneWithTheWind
10-28-2015, 12:02 PM
Thought I had a win
One vote there I did not see
It was a good tie

XJ Wheeler
10-28-2015, 02:29 PM
thanks for voting. the game couldn't have been played without voters. so you're saying you don't want a sticker? :crazy:

I'd like it but I already have one. Send mine to Tim (WAS95X) to make his a pair. ;)

Thanks Denver!

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denverd1
11-28-2015, 11:59 AM
I was thinking it might go on your pass window... PMd Tony on these. I'll follow up

sent from my Samsoon S5 from the bottom of a mud hole