Apple Announcement [Archive] - xjtalk

4.3LXJ

10-01-2009, 09:30 PM

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699 depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

BlueXJ

10-01-2009, 11:35 PM

Great, can we get them installed at Wally World????

4.3LXJ

10-02-2009, 11:32 AM

Installation can be done at the apple store, or if you are a computer geek, in the opposite sex.

Voldemort

10-05-2009, 01:36 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHH! good one

Melissa

10-05-2009, 06:59 PM

Cute, I liked that one!

BlueXJ

10-06-2009, 01:02 AM

Can you get different speaker sizes. I have some B sized ones but I want some D sized ones.