BlueXJ
09-30-2009, 02:52 PM
There was a very pregnant woman that was shopping in the grocery store. A man came in with a gun and started robbing the store. The lady hid in the frozen foods section, but the man found her. She pleaded with him, saying that she is going to have 3 kids. The man shows no pity, and instead shoots her 3 times right in the belly. The woman is then rushed to the hospital to extract the bullets. When the doctors x-ray her, they cant find the bullets. The woman was sent home and later had her kids. They were all fine.
It was 8 years later and one of the woman's little girls comes up to her. She says, "Mom you will never believe what happened to me."
The mom says, "What, what happened to you?"
The little girl replies, "I was going to the bathroom and i peed a bullet."
The mother suddenly understands. She replies by telling the girl the story of how she got shot.
About 1 week later, the womans second daughter comes up to her and says, "Mom you will never believe what happened to me."
The mom says, "What, what happened to you?"
The little girl replies, "I was going to the bathroom and i peed a bullet."
She replies by telling the girl the story of how she got shot.
About 2 weeks after that, her son comes up to her and says, "Mom you will never believe what happened to me."
The mom says, "I bet I could."
The little boys says, "No, there is no way you could guess what happened."
The mom says, "Ok, then why dont you tell me what happened."
The boy says, "I was playing with myself and I killed a dog!"
It was 8 years later and one of the woman's little girls comes up to her. She says, "Mom you will never believe what happened to me."
The mom says, "What, what happened to you?"
The little girl replies, "I was going to the bathroom and i peed a bullet."
The mother suddenly understands. She replies by telling the girl the story of how she got shot.
About 1 week later, the womans second daughter comes up to her and says, "Mom you will never believe what happened to me."
The mom says, "What, what happened to you?"
The little girl replies, "I was going to the bathroom and i peed a bullet."
She replies by telling the girl the story of how she got shot.
About 2 weeks after that, her son comes up to her and says, "Mom you will never believe what happened to me."
The mom says, "I bet I could."
The little boys says, "No, there is no way you could guess what happened."
The mom says, "Ok, then why dont you tell me what happened."
The boy says, "I was playing with myself and I killed a dog!"