PDA

View Full Version : Dad at the mall



4.3LXJ
09-28-2009, 11:37 AM
Dad at the Mall



I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some
new shoes (he is
92).We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting
next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors:
green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring
at him. The teenager
would look and find him staring every time.





When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically
asked, 'What's the matter
old man, never done anything wild in your
life?' Knowing my Dad, I
quickly
swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his
response, knowing he
would have a good one, and in classic style he did
not bat an eye in
his response. 'Got
drunk once, and had
sex with a peacock.

I was just wondering if you were my
son.'

96xj
09-28-2009, 01:10 PM
:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:

ol"blue
09-28-2009, 01:44 PM
:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:

^Exactly!

That's great.

BlueXJ
09-28-2009, 03:24 PM
I heard it was a parrot but funny either way.

Melissa
09-28-2009, 09:59 PM
Very funny!!