PDA

View Full Version : What word starts with a "F" and ends with a "K"? Old Joke?



Pink
08-20-2009, 01:54 AM
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."


Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade"

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.

ol"blue
08-20-2009, 07:02 AM
That's still a good one.:rotfl2::rotfl2:

Melissa
08-20-2009, 11:04 AM
Thats the first time I've read that, very funny!!!

muddeprived
08-20-2009, 03:23 PM
That's some funny ****! :rotfl2:

BlueXJ
08-27-2009, 11:22 AM
Great. I got some of those wrong. Send me back to the first grade!!!

LizardRunner
06-08-2011, 07:16 PM
:lmao::lmao::lmao: that's always funny

Jamie Lynn
06-12-2011, 12:00 PM
Wow..I got the last 7 wrong too..lol.

95 Cherokee
01-28-2012, 12:22 AM
I got them all right as did most of you just different....not wrong.
:mel:

bluedragon436
01-28-2012, 02:22 AM
Yep.. def failed that test.. guess I'm headed back to 1st grade!!

Dakom
07-20-2012, 04:49 PM
wow thats funny

4.3LXJ
07-20-2012, 07:58 PM
Wow..I got the last 7 wrong too..lol.

But I passed sSex Ed :D

BlueXJ
07-21-2012, 09:12 AM
But I passed sSex Ed :D

Talk about progressive, you had sex ed in 1st grade.....................WOW;)

4.3LXJ
07-21-2012, 10:12 AM
That is the way we do it her in Cali now. No more dark alleys

xj4life2
07-24-2012, 12:14 PM
Hmmmm All I could think about was what does Ms Brooks look like ....must be the ADD again. :)

Mountain Goat
07-26-2012, 03:20 PM
Little Harry might have made it to the 5th grade......but he flunked sex education