BlueXJ
07-18-2009, 07:10 AM
Ed was attending his JEEP club's monthly meeting and had just told them he couldn't make the camping trip scheduled for the next day because his wife wouldn't let him go.
After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow JEEP friends, Ed left to go home to his wife.
When Ed's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, who should be there but Ed sitting up in front of his Jeep, tent up, fishing rod in hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.
"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Ed?"
"I didn't have to" was Ed's reply. "When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'!" When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see - through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want."
So here I am!
After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow JEEP friends, Ed left to go home to his wife.
When Ed's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, who should be there but Ed sitting up in front of his Jeep, tent up, fishing rod in hand, camp oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.
"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Ed?"
"I didn't have to" was Ed's reply. "When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'!" When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see - through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want."
So here I am!